Thursday, November 24, 2011

Super Mafioso

[Verse 1]
So shiny and new, feeling extra super clever
Fire like the fire flower, flyer than the super feather
Warp to a new world, Hip Hop 2-1
Flip flop, never son, drip drop until it's done
Invincible star man, where would my bars land?
Community like Dan Harmon, peep this nerd jargon
A paragon of intelligence and flyness alike
Saving the princess like "Good day and good night!"
Other rappers are giant lizards and over sized monkeys
My flow more funky and there's are messed up and junky
7 different castles? What a hassle, I'm not impressed
Wearing a tie can't make you run a country, give it a rest
I'm running circles around these lame green turtles
My verbals have 1 upped everything, it's universal
Bring it back, listen to that, deeper than rap
Just let your head bang like there's hammers in your cap

[Verse 2]
Super leaf, super sheik, kind of like a super thief
Rule it like a ruthless chief, Charlie Brown: Good Grief
I smash others, blast covers, sick boy like Don Glover
Past smother, rap butter, smooth talking like your lover
Bruise like a peach, but I've got monstrous speech
The sky for me is not a reach since I practice what I preach
I'm in the clouds like there's wings on my hat
Check the facts, rep my stats, being first and I'll always last
I'm on track like a rainbow road
I lyrically stack lines exactly like a bar code
I'm riding dragons and dinosaurs, reptile function
I'm where coolness and dapper meets, style junction
Classier than a penguin, more hip hop than frog
I'm better than bad, I'm good like a log
I've got sunshine rhymes posted in the galaxy
Shining all over the place and doing it so casually

[Verse 3]
I'm so advance, I'm a step up like a dance
Overall better than most like blue pants
Breaking bricks with karate words, doing it so absurd
Might as well jump man, have you seen my inner nerd?
Too deluxe, never sucks, always shiny never rust
My words bust out of a box like a ten coins, trust
Only time my foes get love is when they're playing tennis
I stack up these block heads like I'm bad at tetris
Got my own soccer league, so I'm allowed to kick it
Rhymes so wicked included with signs wanting to picket
But you get cricket chirps and reveal what it's worth
I'm more super than dudes with a red S on their shirt
I provide everyone this super anthem
Too handsome, doubled like a tandem, stature like a mansion
Go against this Kingdom and get royally messed up
I step in and it's a party complete with red cups