Sunday, February 28, 2010

Nerdfighter Boy

[Verse 1]
Ahem, let me introduce myself
Not just some dusty book shelf
I'm more than just honors credits
And I'm more than synonymous of pathetic
So just accept this, I'm gonna step this reckless
Going up to a girl like you so breathless
I know I'm a shy guy and don't make a lotta noise
So give me a try, I'm a Nerdfighter Boy

[Chorus]
C'mon girl, you and me to infinity
Let me take you to my world, come sit with me
Just give me a chance, You'll feel so in France
I can be your Nerdfighter Boy

[Verse 2]
I know what you're thinking, real skeptic
But you should know that in a world this hectic
A man who has a full brain of knowledge
A plan to go to college, won't be too snobbish
Us together is a Midsummer Night's Dream
We can go anywhere: teleport beams
I'm looking at you and you can clearly see
You got me hooked just like a PS3
I can take you to the planetarium
And your boy is so clean like a sanitarium
I'm talking barium: we have good chemistry
Free-flowing electrons between us: electricity
I'm just an S seven looking for a perfect mate
And you and me together makes S8
School comes around this Fall like Troy
Go ahead and look me up: Nerdfighter Boy

[Chorus]
C'mon girl, you and me to infinity
Let me take you to my world, come sit with me
Just give me a chance, You'll feel so in France
I can be your Nerdfighter Boy

[Verse 3]
I'm taking deep breaths but no asthma
You got me so hot like plasma
I'm a straight arrow or maybe laser
Just say the word girl, and I fire phasers
Amazing accuracy with my laser pistol
Guided missiles and I'm clear as crystal
We could be the next best Jim and Pam
I can make time for you since I don't cram
How bout a couple study sessions?
Coupled by something of a hot impression
A pair of sentences, we're a couplet
Read the subtext and please don't sublet
I am the one, so don't you forget
And if you go with me you will not regret
If you go with me I'll be quite impressive
And I promise you I won't be obsessive
Like TV Geeks, I'm not that stereotype
Got my heart pumping like a cardio bike
No AC system cause you won't be vented
You will profit off this good investment
Just put some time in and you will win
I'm a nerd boy to the skin, I will stay slim
So like a kid so happy with their toy
I can make you smile: Nerdfighter Boy

[Chorus]
C'mon girl, you and me to infinity
Let me take you to my world, come sit with me
Just give me a chance, You'll feel so in France
I can be your Nerdfighter Boy

[Verse 4]
A Nerdfighter is the only way to go
A vote for me is like a vote for Pedro
I can make you laugh with my geek culture
Excuse my shouts for a Boba Fett poster
I might rock and wear Transformer Tees
But I can rock your body like Geology
Oh! Like a vowel, oh so important
Me you and in a heap like Imogen
Problems can be solved like a Rubiks Cube
And I'm elite, not a stupid noob
I might be a new to relationships and love
But after IB Calculus, can it be so tough?
I'll treat us serious like the Holocaust
Sweet like candy and marshmallow frost
And the cost for this and all of your joy
Is taking a chance like ABBA, Nerdfighter Boy


[Chorus]
C'mon girl, you and me to infinity
Let me take you to my world, come sit with me
Just give me a chance, You'll feel so in France
I can be your Nerdfighter Boy

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