Saturday, November 13, 2010

Alexander

Look, look: gander gander!
The boy came down to the land of landers
The land of Portland, the important imported dopeness is too much, don't snort it
Hit the spotlight and stage: dancers dancers
Tools of the trade: hammers hammers
Pronouns profound, grammar grammar
But chill with the quill: candor candor
Hit the track like heart attack: cancer cancer!
Got a question? I've got the answer
See everything like a band of Santas
So make some noise, clamor clamor
I'm up on a higher plane but this is standard
Your mud can't reach here, don't try to slander
Caught you red-handed: stammer stammer
Louder louder, grander grander!
Cuff them and tell it to them like Miranda
Got you endangered: pandas pandas
Poetic soliloquies, stanza stanzas
Teach you some lessons, manners manners
Life isn't always about the glitz and glamor
But depends on who you've got enamored
So you gotta switch it up, Adam Sandler
Orders to reporters: pan the cameras
Nuts with this cane, Planters, planters
Adjust the frame, tamper tamper
Treat it like newborns, pamper pamper
Talking about nothing: George Castanza
This song is like the Ku Klux vs the Panthers!
Slam dunk with the funk: slammer slammer
This is all so intense, campers campers
Flow like h2o, damper damper
Hope this song isn't getting any blander
But I've taken charge of this barge: Big Commander
Spit fire like Dylan or a salamander
Takumi or if you want Alexander
Never will I ever propaganda
Just leave you in a extravaganza
An incredible festival of wordplay bonanza
I've rapped circles around this like bandanas
And did you catch everything? Joe Montana
This is all impromptu, no need for planners
Just post some giant banners
All for this dude's witty banter.

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