Alexander

Look, look: gander gander!

The boy came down to the land of landers

The land of Portland, the important imported dopeness is too much, don't snort it

Hit the spotlight and stage: dancers dancers

Tools of the trade: hammers hammers

Pronouns profound, grammar grammar

But chill with the quill: candor candor

Hit the track like heart attack: cancer cancer!

Got a question? I've got the answer

See everything like a band of Santas

So make some noise, clamor clamor

I'm up on a higher plane but this is standard

Your mud can't reach here, don't try to slander

Caught you red-handed: stammer stammer

Louder louder, grander grander!

Cuff them and tell it to them like Miranda

Got you endangered: pandas pandas

Poetic soliloquies, stanza stanzas

Teach you some lessons, manners manners

Life isn't always about the glitz and glamor

But depends on who you've got enamored

So you gotta switch it up, Adam Sandler

Orders to reporters: pan the cameras

Nuts with this cane, Planters, planters

Adjust the frame, tamper tamper

Treat it like newborns, pamper pamper

Talking about nothing: George Castanza

This song is like the Ku Klux vs the Panthers!

Slam dunk with the funk: slammer slammer

This is all so intense, campers campers

Flow like h2o, damper damper

Hope this song isn't getting any blander

But I've taken charge of this barge: Big Commander

Spit fire like Dylan or a salamander

Takumi or if you want Alexander

Never will I ever propaganda

Just leave you in a extravaganza

An incredible festival of wordplay bonanza

I've rapped circles around this like bandanas

And did you catch everything? Joe Montana

This is all impromptu, no need for planners

Just post some giant banners

All for this dude's witty banter.