Calamity

[Verse 1]
Feelin' like a stampede, all I do is bam beats
Vash with extra class. Cleaner than some Pantene
Survived the calamity, became a typhoon
Throw you for a loop baby: Roller Coaster Tycoon
How many losses? How many victories?
Well past all the wizardry and trickery 
Is a stage past bickering and rude annoyance
I'm just bouncing along with lovely citrus boyance
All for enjoyment, lounging  like a couch potato
Haters ruffled up as my chips stack increase in ratio
Run blocks like LEGOs, on the grid like Eggos
Throw in some ultra c-c-combo breakers like Jago
Doing me is mandatory, but I still want to
Even if I had other choices, this is what I flock to
A secret combination locked inside so safe
Feeling like the best of The Pack: feeling so based
Keep making bad calls, keep throwing curve balls
Tip toe around pitfalls and I swerve to avoid falls
Shaking like a leaf, I play the theme of the thief
MC like Master Chief, halo ciphers are my belief
Kid Scapino moving dopeness like kilos
Boba Fett on the scene compared to you Greedos
They told me I was a loser, sometimes I even felt it
But I'm a winner who doesn't sag: you see my belt, kid?

[CHORUS]
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double-barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

[Verse 2]
I'm witty, I'm pretty, and damn I'm sarcastic
Stretch tactics fantastic with 5 times the Jurassic
Not drastic: dramatic. Who's line is it anyways?
Drexler improv: setting this game ablaze
Clouds in the sky: you know how I feel
Orange juice concentrate: you know the appeal
Unlit cigarette in the corner of my mouth
Makes me feel real cool, this is what I'm about
Metaphorical resonance, rhetorical intellegence
Never ever forgetting. Swagger on elephants
Gargantuan aura when I step into the room
It's safe to say I'm the man and easy to assume

[CHORUS]
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Get crazy with the Cheeze Whiz)
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Drive-by body pierce)

[Verse 3]
Ramen noodle breakfasts and cereal dinners
What is in fact your definition of a winner?
What I wear to work is what I wear whenever
Dial up the monitors and pull all of the levers
Transforming and combining my egos together
Because just like the Zords baby, I'm mega
Cannon wrapped around my arm, looking so candid
My girl screws you up and blows you away: Samus Aran
I smash in melees and I decimate in brawls
Grizzly in closed locations: get mauled at the mall
It's glitter and sparkle, I scoff at your debacles
I pump out awesome. Get lawyerd: Marshall!

[CHORUS]
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Sprechen sie Deutches, baby)
Soy un perdidor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin?)