N.E.R.D.

[Verse 1]
Thank you, thank you, I am so nerdy
But at least I don't suck just like Kirby
I hold demolition derbies in my basement
If you could see how many games I had you'd be in amazement
Alphabetical placement and genre of discs
I've risked throwing out my wrist and though it gets me pissed
I still dismiss screen hackers on my map
A geek who can rap, you think I'm just crap?
Well on my laptop I create Hip Hop
The only thing you hear is tapping and my clocks tick tocks
Like the Tell-Tale Heart, but change one part
The whole insane start, I just raise hell like Bart
Eat my shorts is what I retort then back to the fort
And even if you send your flunkies and cohorts
I unplug em like USB ports and shut them down
So all you hear is the Windows Goodbye sound

[Chorus]
So thank you, thank you, thank you,
I am so nerdy!
I'll be like this, when I'm past thirty!
Thank you, thank you, thank you,
I am so nerdy!
Just call me a mac like an apple or Bernie!

[Verse 2]
Me and music is tight like Bert and Ernie
And we've just established I'm a mac like Bernie
Or call me WALL-E, I buy and is large, just call me in charge
In a cardboard spaceship I barge, just ask the Sarge
On these bars I create masterpieces like Pixar
I am in command, just ask the stars or even the Cars
I'm going Up with a Spirit of Adventure
Get it poppin like balloons punctured, spit out words like dentures
I feast on tracks, they call me the Grim Eater
Are you getting scared? Just laugh, listen to the leader
A monstrous rhyme incorporated in every line
In due time, realize the bug's life is just fine!
I shatter diamonds into shards, I work real hard
Go ahead and find me or just take my card
I will be your number one business associate
That associates with nerds and kids!

[Chorus]
So thank you, thank you, thank you,
I am so nerdy!
I'll be like this, when I'm past thirty!
Thank you, thank you, thank you,
I am so nerdy!
Just call me a mac like an apple or Bernie!

[Verse 3]
I was going to talk on this track all about flossing
But I'm not a dentist, but I keep it tight like draw strings
Decided to be true to myself, so what do you get?
Rhymes straight from the nerd's conscious direct
I'm Never Ending my Real Demeanor
So let me keep things frank like wieners
What you need to keep is that I'm cleaner than bleach
Stranger than Ichigo's hair and my mics hard to reach
This is a breach, so am I a flood?
I'm a Master Chief, so a stud, not a dud, show me some love
I'm flyer than a raven and more vicious than Kraven
My town has wings: an Owl City, call this a cave in
I'm a bone crusher as well as a punisher
My finisher will make you into a flash runner sir!
I'm a butter nerd which means I'm so smooth
So as I get in my groove make me a Facebook group

[Chorus]
So thank you, thank you, thank you,
I am so nerdy!
I'll be like this, when I'm past thirty!
Thank you, thank you, thank you,
I am so nerdy!
Just call me a mac like an apple or Bernie!